A loving dreamer, peaceful warrior, bad ass rebel, cosmic starduster, trailblazing revolutionary, devoted mum, spiritual bitch, non-religious God admirer, Jesus defender, cosmic blueprint believer, edge walker, boundary pusher, naive twin flame, cosmic evolutionary, positive depressionist, modern shaman, non-arrogant solipsist, undercover genius, humble people pleaser with a conflict avoiding tendency, melodramatic, nostalgic childhood cherisher, sarcasm goat, colère queen, unstoppable fighter, world peace hopeful, devil’s advocate, animal loving vegetarian, biological food preferer, undervalued artist, loyal friend, kind stranger, self-sacrificing, over-caring idealist, dumbass ignorant, duality balancer, ascension catalyst, cosmic hero and villain, nature preserver, good-hearted, humor loving, dirty minded, tidbit crazy, too serious, naive paranoid, inner child protector, controversial bookaholic, conspiracy realist, secret society Sherlock, self-proclaimed self-help guru, on the streets dancer, head shaver to support women in Iran (70 cm -> 6 mm), and relentless Heath Ledger fan, who just cannot help but keep picking her heart, mind and soul up after life kicked her down.
But also
Psychological, emotional, physical and sexual relationship abuse survivor, rape victim, ongoing extreme narcissistic abuse sufferer (incl. the kidnapping of my 3 and 8-year old sons for 3 months in Colombia, parental alienation tactics, and forced emigration to France), ex-anorexia, bulimia and obesity patient, ex-cigarettes, Jack Daniels-coke, Monkey 47-tonic, Rioja, Sauvignon blanc, rose champagne loving cannabis addict, psychosis expert, court ordered child and parental abuse victim, handicap status eligible (because of stress induced, one-sided deafness and severe vertigo attacks), professionally harassed, on the French streets attacked (twice !), slightly bi-polar, undiagnosed ADD and PTSD person. Simultaneously, I am great in acting normal (if I make an effort).
Besides
aaaaall that, I’m also a Dutch autodidact, certified Hypnosis Therapist (IACT member), and Tera Mai Reiki Master, who got invited to the Illuminati in (was it?) 2023 via Instagram, but told them I already serve the Utmost Highest. I speak fluent Dutch and English, sort of fluent French, forgot most of my once business level German, and understand more Spanish than my ‘not many beers are colder than his heart’-ex thinks. For the rest, I think actress Michelle Williams is the definition of evil and should be charged with crimes against humanity, albeit Jesus loves her too. For more information I kindly refer you to my book, blog/vlog, and social media pages.
Be the kind of person that makes Satan say: ‘Fuck, she woke up! Gotta love her.’